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Meth Demotivational Poster

CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.

CRYSTAL METH - It Will Destroy Your Looks & Turn You Into An Animal.

TAGS: meth drugs animal life
Rating: 4.43/5

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dslohand - August 26, 2012, 7:38 pm
HUMMMMMMM I just might have dated thats mom. Maybe, probibly...it was long ago. 5 good frights though
falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:46 pm
What the...I don't even...


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.15/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:22 pm
Sounds like wives that can't mind their own business kill as many people as guns. Anyone else take that away from this?
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!

20 Something -


TAGS: dog meth addict
Rating: 3.75/5

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Bob D. Sailor - November 11, 2009, 10:12 pm
The only thing that comes to mind for example 2 is "KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

DISAPPOINTMENTS - Life is full of them.

TAGS: chickens fight something else cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

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Bovee - March 18, 2011, 8:32 am
Amsome! I am still laughing.
shmoe13 - March 16, 2011, 1:25 am
wrong but funny all bash beiber

AGE - You're never too old to learn something stupid

TAGS: old stupid something learn
Rating: 4.24/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 8, 2009, 12:47 am
This poster is very good. I like to see restraint in the new folks, it's usually always funnier that way.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:22 am
No, seriously, it's in the approval cue right now.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:09 am
On its way.
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:50 pm
Young teenage kittens?
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
So then ... Zed, we can expect something mildly amusing from you soon, about, say ... kittens?
Zed - December 7, 2009, 11:47 pm
Tell me about it. I accidentally impaled my foot on a frozen herring last Wednesday trying to come up with the perfect motifake. Damn faulty rocket launcher...
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
And if you're a serious motifaker, you will fail hard... and it'll suck. It's all about doing your best.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:43 pm
Glad to hear it, Nadeor. Just take your time with what you are working on. Motifake will still be here in the morning. So you're off to a good start.
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:12 pm
Thinkin' the exact same thing
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:11 pm
Bart's Hasslehoff?
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:10 pm
I've seen creepier
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:07 pm
Avatar........ creepy.......
Nadeor - December 7, 2009, 11:05 pm
thx Sean, new guy here, trying my best to not fail
Sean - December 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
This is quality. Well done.

MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.

life -

TAGS: hiding life silly monty python and now for something completely different
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:41 am
Then can you tell me how you got yourself into those leotards...teehee
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:08 pm
Been There .

METH - Even the road to Bible Camp is a dead end. Nothing can save you now

TAGS: meth
Rating: 3.78/5

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TAGS: maybe she is trying to tell me something
Rating: 3.41/5

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agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:06 pm
Perfection. 5L
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:19 pm
This has been one crazy Wednesday...keep postin' guys, keep postin' em
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:16 pm
Sean - July 29, 2009, 5:14 pm
HONESTLY PATRICIA Whenever we go out, we are either accosted by freakin' monkeys ... or you lose a damn contact.
bOB cHIN - July 29, 2009, 2:17 pm
Nice pumps...heh,heh,heh
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 11:17 am
I came to me after my bday festivities last night *honey where did ya go*
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 10:53 am
hahaha LMAO. another 5'er


TAGS: something i learned to like cubby
Rating: 4.86/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 11:12 pm
Cubbybear - August 12, 2010, 11:11 pm
Depending on my mood...LOL
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:58 pm
Hers or yours?

IT'S OKAY MOM - He's promised me extra eggs this year.


TAGS: meth crystal ugly hot girl irony
Rating: 2.77/5

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Derek - March 27, 2010, 5:26 am
What a jolly lot they are.
Krissie - March 26, 2010, 7:24 pm
I live in NW Indiana....and, DAMN meth is a big problem here...

QUIET - If I don't move, maybe they won't see me.

TAGS: cute something animal funny
Rating: 2.11/5

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440wakeup - August 4, 2011, 11:27 pm
should be wont eat me

POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!

TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

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GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!

FEAR - This is what it looks like.

TAGS: did he lose a bet or something
Rating: 3.09/5

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[email protected] - February 1, 2010, 10:41 pm
And yet another IMAGE,zat will stay with me a good while especially when the house settels @ night.

METH USEAGE - here are the results

TAGS: meth
Rating: 2.85/5

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FLAMETHROWER - Always efficient

TAGS: fifth element flamethrower always efficient jean baptiste emanuel zorg
Rating: 2.35/5

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Johnny - October 25, 2008, 6:30 pm
LoL... ya, if they used a real one they would burn down that set in a heart beat.
michael - October 25, 2008, 7:03 am
thats not a real flamethrower....it runs on propane, not kerosene....kool picture anyway

REALLY CAPTAIN PLANET?! - we are going to save the world with the chemistry to make meth?

TAGS: captain planet meth
Rating: 2.05/5

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justme - February 1, 2012, 11:12 am
first try then submit
Bdelurey - January 30, 2012, 11:11 pm
meth? you sry dogg thats called a bong

CRYSTAL METH - It looks like a potato chip.



TAGS: feeling bad over something good
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - May 5, 2012, 11:28 am

dy2012 - May 5, 2012, 1:53 am

EVER GET THAT UNEASY FEELING - For some reason something just doesn't seem right about this Proctologist

TAGS: uneasy feeling something wrong proctologist
Rating: 4.75/5

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Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:39 am

maybe its that you can feel the test begin...but feel both his hands on your shoulders. :0
ICEMAN - July 23, 2011, 3:37 am
Hell, my podiatrist dresses the same way. :/


TAGS: aggy said his ansestors used this methodology
Rating: 4.19/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:12 am
The last time death was this beautiful was when Farrah Fawcett died. 5L.
spacedog - January 5, 2010, 9:45 pm
Well done Bone, 5Ls.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:16 pm
It's more of a how-to pamphlet. 5 lions who ain't talkin'
rerun - January 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

love this, very thought provoking.


TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!

FLAMETHROWERS - Bullets have a name on them. Grenades are to whom they concern. Flamethrowers are for Eavesdroppers.

TAGS: flamethrowers
Rating: 4.04/5

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RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:14 am
True, So True

RODENTS - The scourge of humans the joke of gods and a great chew toy for all


TAGS: my momma done told me bring home something for dinner
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:52 pm
Oh no no no no no!!!! I won't do it.
Player_Meyer - September 14, 2009, 4:16 am
Ahhhh lumpa lumpa lumpaaahh lumpah luhmp... LMAO
MrRandom - August 25, 2009, 5:50 pm
Win out of 5
MO - August 25, 2009, 4:59 pm
Yup yup yup!!! 5!!
LogicDude - August 25, 2009, 4:09 pm
IIIIIIIII'm bringing home a ba-by bum-ble-beeeeee, won't my Momma be so proud of meeeee!

MY GOD, THE AWESOMENESS... - Can somebody please tell me where I can find some meth?

TAGS: meth chewbacca beseball star wars
Rating: 3.05/5

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Screamin Daemon - December 1, 2009, 4:15 pm
Bahahaha. Now you can really say that Chewie is the pitcher... Who do you think is the catcher? ;)

CRACK, METH, & ECSTASY - He should have just stuck to Pot.

TAGS: crack meth ecstasy
Rating: 2.31/5

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JLBachs - March 19, 2010, 6:01 pm
Erik Estrada has really let himself go.

METH - It does a body good.

TAGS: meth
Rating: 2.25/5

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TAGS: dirty clean junk flamethrower funny
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2013, 2:19 am
Hope you destroyed every one of those fu**in' teeny pieces of Lego! Thousands of feet offer you 5L in gratitude!
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2013, 11:28 pm
Looks like the room on the left got hit by a short, squealing, two legged tornado. Those things are like lawnmowers. Get one cranked up and you have a day's work ahead of you.
Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 6:15 pm

If I could vote 5,000,000 Lions I would. As the only person who cleans ANYTHING in my house, I've had that 'flamethrower moment' more than a few times.

QUOTING THE CLASSICS - Always in good taste...


TAGS: mar 31 chemistry meth is approved by the fda for the treatment of adhd theres a good idea
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - March 31, 2010, 6:38 pm
Amsome! 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 6:23 pm


TAGS: suicide methods altman mash
Rating: 4.09/5

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Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 8:39 pm

tons on the web but you won't find that tyope of gore on this site... and your welcome.
jig - March 1, 2012, 2:32 pm
Is there a picture of people who "missed" themselves with a "shotgun to the head" ?
TrueGrave - March 1, 2012, 1:59 pm
I like how a list of suicides has a lethality rating, suggesting that Japanese ritual suicide only works about half the time.


TAGS: sticky note method
Rating: 3.89/5

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boston - July 14, 2012, 1:39 pm
I did this to my wife ONCE, she was NOT amused....


TAGS: becoming one with something alright
Rating: 2.86/5

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RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:59 pm
If they did, you just filled it by reading this.

METH LAB EXPLOSIONS - Providing hillbillie population control since the mid 90s

TAGS: meth hillbillies
Rating: 2.27/5


TAGS: because there are somethings on the internet not meant for children
Rating: 1.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:30 pm
Two Girls, One Cup for the win! 5/5
Stenboy - September 19, 2009, 1:29 pm


TAGS: right stop that and now for something completely different pzy
Rating: 4.81/5

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Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:29 pm
Is the first picture from Fawlty Towers?
ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 8:39 am
Automatic approval rating of 5L
Airman - February 28, 2011, 12:30 pm


TAGS: must be some kind of interweb code or something eh
Rating: 4.56/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:12 pm
I thought that $20 was for me.....weren't you happy with the service?...5 hungover lions.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:09 pm
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 1:26 pm
whoo-hoo!! forget something last night Moo+? 5L

BONECD - It took awhile, but he doesn't have to go shopping anymore

TAGS: a method to his madness
Rating: 4.41/5

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GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:38 pm
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:38 pm
what I love about Airman...Is how he show's his love towards his other Motifakers,..you better be a MAN when he does...cause he don't spread the love to nobody he don't love
Airman - March 1, 2010, 5:42 pm
I switched it to Target so it would make Bone seem a touch classier.. just for the day
spacedog - March 1, 2010, 5:35 pm
Everyone needs a hobby. 5Ls.
stygian616 - March 1, 2010, 5:17 pm
taken straight from the list of ways to get kicked out of wal mart but I'll give it 5 l's
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 3:33 pm
That's 5 you know damn well that's true anti-shopping Poodles...LMFAO!!! As MrsBone says; "He'll only shop for golf equipment and tools..."


TAGS: something for the ladies day
Rating: 4.28/5

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sickartist - March 25, 2010, 10:31 am
Nice angle to the challenge, Ice


TAGS: caffine c8h10n4o2 1 3 7 trimethylxanthine addiction
Rating: 3.96/5

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Derek - February 22, 2010, 5:14 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:41 am
All the logos and gimmicks in the world will not make this funny.
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:40 am
Oh, just for the usual reasons.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:39 am
TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 12:38 am
Do we have bombers among us?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:36 am
Enjoy your rating while it lasts, kid.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:15 pm
Excellent Derek, 5Ls.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 11:27 am
Very nice, D.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:15 am
5 LOL's!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:56 am
This poster was the best part of waking up!

ACHIEVEMENT - Why do something useful, when you can do something amsome

Funnel Cakes -

TAGS: carnival funnel cake cooked meth
Rating: 4.93/5

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Pikeman - May 25, 2013, 12:32 am
After they have done it a couple hundred time taking 30 minutes means they were toasted when they did it.
5150monkeylove - May 23, 2013, 4:24 pm
The one reason I refuse to ride carnival rides. I have seen those critters setting them up. Sorry, but the "zipper" should take more than 30 minutes to construct.


TAGS: pollen addicts meth sudafed
Rating: 4.91/5

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Ism - April 12, 2013, 3:14 am
I have a 15 ft Magnolia tree beside my Driveway & the wind direction off the Lake means my Truck is doomed... I promise myself every year I will cut it down... and never do it :
Silverheart - April 12, 2013, 2:43 am

I saw that all the time when I lived in North Carolina. Had to hose down the car every day at least once so we could see throught that yellow crap.


SAVING MONEY - The Redneck Method

TAGS: saving money redneck method
Rating: 4.6/5

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ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:41 pm
He-he=he. VG and a 5L.


TAGS: calendar say something good help
Rating: 4.44/5

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Valymar - March 16, 2012, 4:24 pm
I think I make a sign with this pic. There's no need to talk anymore. Just show my new sign... thx for this ^^


TAGS: well it s something other than shit and fuck
Rating: 4.38/5

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Zealot - June 4, 2010, 6:55 pm
A hole in 1- 5/5
BoneCD - March 11, 2010, 10:53 pm
5 put a little hair around it and make it every time poodles

COFFEE - Because meth isn't allowed in the workplace

TAGS: coffee meth isn t allowed workplace
Rating: 4.36/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 8:04 pm
And while coffee may make work relatively fun, meth would make it interesting. And work shouldn't be interesting. Then corporate will think you know too much.
VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:29 pm
And because coffe is less expensive yet more addictive.

HEY...LADIES - Gucci! Like It? Good! Now get in that kitchen and make me a CHEESEBURGER!

GARDEN FAIRY - A treat for the ears AND eyes.

TAGS: something isnt right
Rating: 3.55/5

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sickartist - December 18, 2009, 12:16 pm
I'd hire him to dance on a corner at rush hour, just to piss off the suits.
rerun - December 17, 2009, 7:24 pm

Looks like one of the original Greybeards...
Jmac0585 - December 17, 2009, 6:04 pm
If you didn't give this 5, you have a problem with YOU. Brilliant Caption, S-

SILLY HATS - They prevent a "there's something about Mary" moment



TAGS: every now and again you just got to brake something to get what you want
Rating: 4.38/5

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DillyRat - February 12, 2010, 6:17 pm
Faceplant31 - February 12, 2010, 5:09 pm
CANADA - February 12, 2010, 5:03 pm


TAGS: something not right saturday calendar
Rating: 4.31/5

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mariand - October 8, 2011, 8:47 am

I MEANT TO FIND - something for the ladies but my schedule was too tight

TAGS: something for the ladies
Rating: 4.11/5

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spacedog - March 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
agdaniele - March 25, 2010, 8:08 am
lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 7:52 am


TAGS: something 4 the ladies assignment
Rating: 4.05/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 25, 2010, 9:36 pm
To skinny for my tastes. I like a little meat but not so much that theyre whales.
CANADA - March 25, 2010, 9:17 pm

F A B U L O U S - Ladies...this ones for you! A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous

TAGS: something for the ladies
Rating: 4/5

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Krissie - March 25, 2010, 10:41 pm
4 hilariously laughing lions from me...those guys have GUTS...I think...for wearing that...



TAGS: close but i was looking for something else
Rating: 3.77/5

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rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:46 am

each OS is different so the operators manual was never printed



TAGS: something new
Rating: 3.68/5

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Sho - December 20, 2011, 7:16 pm
Nicely thought, kinda
Airman - April 26, 2010, 1:09 pm
boy, you snopes guys are right on top of things, eh? Have you checked the Minnesota National Guard web site?
rerun - April 25, 2010, 7:26 pm

I lay awake at night wondering if any of my posters will pass the "snopes" challenge.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 7:24 pm
Wow! You're a lot of fun.........Do your facts keep you warm at night?
HAL8999 - April 25, 2010, 7:20 pm
Sorry, but the nature of the text and the obviously bogus interpretations given set off my BS-detector.
HAL8999 - April 25, 2010, 7:16 pm
However, the ceremony associated with it may have a speech or script that will read. That is what is then taken as the central part of the flag-folding 'ritual', not the simple action of folding and presenting it.
HAL8999 - April 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
The moment I read it I checked on Snopes. There is no particular meaning given to the folds as there is no written code or tradition that requires anything but that particular way.
Airman - April 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
Sven- that's what I always thought, till this article showed up.
Ramon - April 22, 2010, 7:41 am
Not my flag, but it was nice.
bruce - April 22, 2010, 12:31 am
no punchline = no lions
Sven - April 21, 2010, 9:39 pm
Or maybe it's just 13 folds for the 13 original colonies/states...
ICEMAN - April 21, 2010, 8:42 pm
Thanks for that, Airman. 5L

MY GOD - Looking for a SFW pic of this is killer on the eyes

TAGS: gonna go do something manly
Rating: 3.45/5

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Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 4:15 pm
AdmiralAckbar - July 20, 2010, 1:38 pm
that looks like a guy It's a trap!
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 1:24 am
After a few brews....yeah
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 1:07 am

CUBBY'S VACATION - DAY 32 - Amsterdam. A lovely city, full of history, beauty, and life. A city where a little goes a long way. Especially when you're smoking weed in the Red Light District.

TAGS: the netherlands is known for tulips chocolate and legalized drugs and prostitution bring us back a little something cubby please
Rating: 3.33/5

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omnia - October 5, 2009, 8:54 am
good points but i'mnot offended. i was just joking. and godot's mask is smoking.
Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 7:20 am
Whats so bad about being known for that. Throughout the entire world, Amsterdam wins.
rerun - October 4, 2009, 9:09 am

Hey now Omnia - your avitar is smoking what? Could be a doobie, could be a cig - if you have to destroy something, make it a Bacon Burger.
Briton of Rose - October 4, 2009, 9:01 am
Sorry if I offend, Omnia, but I did list tulips and chocolate in the tags for this poster. Besides, if you destroyed the USA, who would buy all the drugs and rent all the prostitutes? Mennonites?
omnia - October 4, 2009, 8:39 am
i don't know to be happy or angry about this poster. i'm dutch so i'm happy they used my country, but seriously: is that all the dutch are known for? sex and drugs?' if you don't mind: i'm going to sit in a corner planning the destruction of the USA


TAGS: it s always something
Rating: 3.2/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
*click* another 1...I must be getting to him.
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:15 pm
*sniff sniff* I hear ya
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:53 pm
I always cry at weddings ... or is it wedding related posters? 5.


TAGS: gotta believe in something i guess
Rating: 3.05/5

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Bah - September 9, 2009, 12:06 am
Three cheers for experimental confirmation! Death to purely observational conclusions!
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 11:51 am
It's all good. I think there are parallels that are unexamined (that I'm aware of, anyway). I also think this point of view is pretty much bound to piss off just about everyone. I'm not saying it's "right" or "wrong" - it just is what it is.
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 11:32 am
Sometimes Haar...well lets just leave it at that. Hey, but then again where would we be without it (science that is). Sometimes I rant, usually about once every 6 months, to hear myself.
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 10:41 am
Eh, fuggedaboudit. For what it's worth, Bone, I'm not big on Organized Religion, either. Or Science. I am a big fan of the sub-sect of Science - Technology, though.
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 10:36 am
Higgs boson and the Standard Model of sub-atomic physics, or the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit? Guess we'll see what the Large Hadron Collider at CERN has to say on the matter. I would expect that with the amount expended on the project, the
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 10:20 am
Does this destroy my belief that there is a God...No! But then I have no use for organized religion either, or it's abuser that can create or define an enemy out of another's belief. I'm done, nuff said, bye.
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 10:14 am
lead us to rules and theory. We then try to use these to make life easier (let nature to the work) for us...or is some sad but necessary cases, defend ourselves from our enemies (and I use that term loosely).
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 10:09 am
There is no mysticism. We prove things can happen mathematically first, then we engineer and build around that calculation. It's really kinda simple in that respect. Math, physics and a desire to explain how nature (insert God if you wish) works...
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 9:21 am
We could start with Oppenheimer, Nagasaki and Hiroshima and move on to Western medical practices. Beyond my limited scope, though. I only maintain that there's a certain degree of mysticism in all those camps of thought.
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 9:16 am
Fritjof Capra's "Tao of Physics" turns 34 this year. I'm not too keen at burning at the stake for the sake of either science or religion, mind you. If you accept the argument as valid, though, then how many people could you say science has sacrificed?
Sean - June 12, 2009, 9:28 pm
But they won't burn you at the stake for declaring your dissent, nor ... (I deleted the rest as I started to get way too preachy and made no effort to end on funny)

UMMM... ELTON, I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS - There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. Elton John


TAGS: megan fox just now won me over to her something with her in motifake motivational ronsart she is hot
Rating: 2.96/5

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agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 1:15 pm
Please introduce yourself in the forum, foxy... we like to know who we're talking to... a lot!
LURCH - October 28, 2009, 11:26 am
I am friendly, and relatively harmless...fap,fap,fap,fap!! Is it Friday already?
LogicDude - October 28, 2009, 7:02 am
Hey! I'm...friendly.
Cam - October 28, 2009, 2:03 am
Love it. 5 lions.
ICEMAN - October 28, 2009, 1:49 am
Hell, I thought you were going to say Agdaniele. ;)
Eugene - October 28, 2009, 1:22 am
RONSART - October 28, 2009, 1:10 am
me too!...lol
motifake - October 28, 2009, 1:08 am


YES I CANNABIS - Y'know they call them fingers, but i never see them fing... oops there they go!

TAGS: oh man i had something really funny to put here if i could just remember what it was
Rating: 2.64/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:16 am
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:06 am
Yes sir Oh great and powerful Goderator.
Arrogant Knight - July 28, 2009, 2:03 am
Arrogant Knight - July 28, 2009, 2:03 am
Calm the fuck down.
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 2:02 am
Oh fuck it. You feed on drama
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:01 am
Grow up! Thats priceless coming from you little girl. Why did you dish it out if you can't take it?
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 2:00 am
It's not straws. I'm making light of this. Drop it, and grow up
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:58 am
Like I said....Straws. Are you really this mad that somebody stood up to you for ragging on a noob? Do you have special privileges the rest of us don't know about?
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 1:52 am
Simpsons did it. Simpsons did it. South Park did it, too.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:50 am
And your point is? Has anybody else used it? NO You are grasping at straws and its funny to watch.
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 1:47 am
You ragged on me about my posters, but... isn't that a Simpson's quote?

FISHERMAN PORN - Look at the scales on that!

TAGS: something smells fishy
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 8:42 pm

An elephant in the room -

TAGS: do something of substance
Rating: 5/5

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Rudedog - June 8, 2013, 7:44 pm
Thx guys
rerun - May 31, 2013, 7:04 pm

GaryO - May 31, 2013, 8:40 am
Dang, I do love a string of profound posters on a Friday morn. Cheers, RD. 5L

O Canada -

Not Another Word -

Cattle farts -

That was Me -

TAGS: posting telepathically something funny me
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 11:58 pm
haha! I see what you did there :-D
Ism - April 25, 2013, 9:39 pm
I am also Single, Ruggedly Handsome and I can Cook... justsay'n
MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:10 pm
Wow! You must have the same sick sense of humour as me...5Looney!

BEING A GOOD MOTHER AND A GOOD WIFE IS REAL WORK BITCHES. - Screw This Taking Care Of My Children And Husband. It's Too Hard. I'm Gonna Get A Job Where I Only Have To Work Eight Hours A Day.

TAGS: real work mether s
Rating: 4.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:08 am
I know, gosh! And then after a twelve hour day, they don't want sex? Just lie there.

Following instincts, not the herd -


TAGS: woman scars methamphetamine addict
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 8:58 am

Thanks Cynic :(
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 4, 2013, 12:08 am
True... 5ad, but freakin' true. She actually looks like the daughter of a couple I know that went through the same thing. Not my child, and I cried harder than the careless parents.

ESKIMO KISSES - Seriously... would you want to do anything more than rub noses with something like that?

TAGS: kissing methods extreme cold
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 10:07 am
Hahaha...me too.
Ron2 - December 23, 2012, 7:02 am
I don't get enough sleep. Either that or I am just plain old and can't see. I'll blame it on sleep for another 20 years : )
MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 2:19 pm
No it didn't...if you think hard enough...it applies to kissing that as well...teehee. No problem Ron2.
Ron2 - December 22, 2012, 7:27 am
wow, that went on the wrong poster.
Ron2 - December 22, 2012, 7:26 am
The strength of many comes from the strength of the one. If the one is not strong, neither is the whole for they will be the weakest link. Individualism must come before collectiveness.



TAGS: rapture something doesn t look right
Rating: 4.62/5

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Feasibly - May 23, 2011, 7:44 pm
HA! It's about time someone else's monitor got doused besides mine....a beverage alert button would come in handy sometimes.
Reality Lord - May 22, 2011, 9:06 pm

dammit...coffee....through the nose....onto the monitor...again.
rerun - May 21, 2011, 7:56 pm

The "smiting" shall start tomorrow, after a hearty bacon breakfast.



TAGS: there s something about mary south pacific cameron diaz
Rating: 4.47/5

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GaryO - July 9, 2013, 3:17 pm
Bingo! Good'n Cynic
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 2:23 pm

OMG!~~Started the day with a blood draw at the lab and a visit with the doc~~and things went downhill from there. Thanks for the HUGE 5L laugh!~
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:57 pm
Some reason, do the 'do pops into my mind. 5L giggle, thanks!
PapaFox - July 9, 2013, 8:13 am
Great for a morning LOL! :-D


TAGS: fixing something that wasn t broke
Rating: 4.42/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:43 am
motifake - June 3, 2010, 11:41 am

Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 11:04 am
ROR!!! Good one culos!

Sudafed-head -


TAGS: apr 2 swimsuits maybe he was talking about something a little more modern
Rating: 4.38/5

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Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 4:28 pm
Touche' Matt. Now go back to doing your shuffle! J/k
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 4:24 pm
Careful Face... that's how rumors start.
Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 12:14 pm
Nice one Matt! 5inches of skin for you
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 7:58 pm
Atta boy, Matt! 5L.


TAGS: marchallenge something for the ladies
Rating: 4.24/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 28, 2010, 1:56 am
I guess I'm safe for now, then. sigh.
sickartist - March 25, 2010, 2:33 pm
Sorry...the humor wasn't aimed to the Junior High section of the Trailer Park.
Bovee - March 25, 2010, 12:54 pm
He might be a husband but i see no man in this picture.


TAGS: you thought i meant something else eh ld
Rating: 4.13/5

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camden - March 25, 2010, 7:54 pm
1. but we want him to multiply 2. okay, i dont like light either 3. oh come on its not like he'll be too bad
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 14, 2010, 3:37 pm
He's daddy to lots of people, at least the test results say so.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 3:15 am
LogicDude is my daddy.

NO MOTIFAKE AT WORK - BOSS ON MY BACK USERS UP MY BEHIND I'm ready for some stress relief

TAGS: stress ny ass i m gonna kill me something now get back in the box gimp
Rating: 4.05/5

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phydeaux - April 3, 2010, 3:34 am
I can't even begin to tell you...sheesh...thanks Ag
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 3:32 am
A massive 5.9L


TAGS: tribute to airman can you hear the song i went to the dangerzone something something dangerzone
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:31 am
...and the Lord striketh it down! Told ya.
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:22 am
HaHa!!! I saw that comin' as soon as I clicked POST COMMENT!
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:21 am
I'm on my 8th Guinness... I just dropped a strong one, too... what's your point?
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:20 am
I just dropped a strong one in the queue, Aggy. That said, who knows though.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:19 am
At least he didn't take the volleyball route.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:18 am
Last I checked... yes. Yes it is.
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:17 am
Okay, fine... how about "Mavericky" Wait is that a word?
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 12:16 am
Highway toooooo the dangerzone
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:15 am
5L, yes... but gangsta?
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:10 am
Gangsta. 5.

NEW RELIGION - I dunno... there's something Goofy about it...


METHAMPHETAMINES - I never have any fun playing Crazy Snakes with Herbert. He always cheats.

TAGS: family guy herbert meth
Rating: 3.89/5

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Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 2:35 am
HAHA! I like this one. I'm not in love with it but I like it. If I could give you 4.5L I would.


TAGS: just something for the 1400 poster 16 months of work cubby a harder worker
Rating: 3.65/5

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spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:19 pm
Congrats and keep going strong.
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 5:24 pm
Yes you have, hundreds, and hundreds of them. Congratulations on 1400 Golden insights. 5 Golden Eggs
rerun - December 2, 2009, 4:29 pm

I know I have more than a few bombs out there.


TAGS: who knew canada could make something so ghetto fabulous
Rating: 3.61/5

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agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:43 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:41 am
No, The epileptic goats are a plus.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:39 am
That's a plus!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:39 am
The sheep are damn near catatonic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:38 am
Yeah, But not for the reason you'd think.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:37 am
Let me guess.... only terrified rabbits?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:32 am
It's the space between Manitoba and Alberta....we call it "The Gap".....The only upside is that you can drive across it blindfolded cuz there's no turns.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:30 am
I remember that name from a song in a Muppet movie... not quite sure where it is, but I know they didn't want to be there.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:28 am
Saskatchewan then.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:27 am
Quebec isn't nice this time of year... or century.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:25 am
No...No.... We're cool....I do hear Quebec is nice this time of year.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
That's it... I'll just find work up north, then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
You can still sell oranges on the weekend.....just not near my house.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:21 am
And your night job.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:21 am
Are you telling me to quit my day job?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:18 am
Maybe if they couldn't buy a taco or churro on every corner that wouldn't happen....HMMMM?......Ever think of that?
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:10 am
It's ridiculous, I know. Obesity is a handicap here. It's just the association's blatant tactic to increase their numbers in order to gain more leverage. AARP did it here, too... signing up people in their 30s.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:53 am
That must be really difficult considering the number of grossly obese people your laws consider "handicapped"......We put sleds under'em.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:48 am
Do they have wheelchairs in the states? No... we just kick our handicapped people down the street. Tere really aren't any designated kickers... it's just done by anyone walking in their direction of travel... who isn't wearing pointed or open-toe shoes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:42 am
maybe we could save up widgets like those wheelchair soda can tab thing.....do they have that in the states? (notice I said soda, so not to confuse you)
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:40 am
Send any spare Guinness to the AGGY fountation. Assistance for Guinness Guzzling Youth.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:39 am
That's really sad....Is there a charity for people like you?
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:36 am
Never had Tullamore. Whiskey doesn't normally sit well in me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:34 am
Jamesons mostly, I like Tullamore as well.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:32 am
Jamesons or Bushmills?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:11 am
While Canada does make a fine whiskey....You have to go to the Irish for the best ones IMO.......We're talking about people who would rather eat plain boiled potatoes than waste grain on food.
CANADA - September 30, 2009, 12:22 am
I don't care for it either. im more a fan of Segrams and Sleemans
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 12:17 am
Guinness, Grey Goose, Don Julio Anejo, Tanqueray. (aka: No, not a fan)
CANADA - September 30, 2009, 12:13 am
a crown fan are you?
Sean - September 29, 2009, 11:46 pm
In answer to the tags ... not me.